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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"
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"What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory."
"""I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands. This is always funny because it never grows old"
"My brother's joke I went to the zoo the other day and there was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu!"
"Cop: ""Excuse me have you been drinking tonight?"" Me: ""I've been draanking.. I've been draanking.. watermeloon.."" cop: ""surfbort"""
"I started seeing a therapist about my fear of bridges. Turns out I have severe truss issues."
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."
"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."
"Fitness coach: have you been exercising & doing push-ups? *Flashback to me running after the ice cream man & buying all the push-ups* ""yes"""