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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a lost Asian man? Disoriental"

"I grew up for this?"

"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"

"The first time I had sex I cried I don't know whether it was the physical contact, emotional connection, or pepper spray but any way I teared up."

"Maybe if you knew Garfield's parents were murdered on a monday by anti lasagna activists you wouldn't be so judgmental."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roman catholic."

"What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes? bleotch!!"

"What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot? A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old."

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."