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Joke of the Day

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"Please put away that scary photo, Tina. That's my X-ray. I'm not sure what's worse: the fact you dated a skeleton or that its name was Ray."

"STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward."

"Whole Foods on Sunday is just a refugee camp for people with too much money."

"What do you call a man with a penis and a vagina? Andy Tohaveapenisandavagina"

"A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says ""We don't sever your kind"". The mushroom says ""Why not, I'm a fun guy""."

"The Commonwealth Games: For when you can't win an Olympic medal."

"What is the difference between a panda, four lesbians and a firetruck?"

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"What do you call 500 dead lawyers chained together at the bottom of the ocean? A good start"