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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl, are you an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."
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"How is spam different to a penis? One is junk mail, the other is male junk"
"How do you fit 4 gays on one barstool? Flip it over!"
"What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time? Ah-so-late!"
"For Halloween, I'm going out as ""gay wedding"" ... ... it seems that billions of people are scared of it!"
"I painted my computer black... thinking it would run faster but it just stopped working"
"""You think only God can judge you?"" *Judge Judy spins around in chair to face you* ""Well THINK AGAIN!"" *bangs gavel so hard it breaks*"
"Why aren't there any pedophiles in Japan? Because they learned what happens when you touch a little boy."
"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."
"Utopian Socialists have no class."