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Joke of the Day

"How is spam different to a penis? One is junk mail, the other is male junk"

"Sodomy has been goin on at the farm The pig squelled"

"Why wont Apple ever make a car? Because it can't have windows in it!!!!"

"Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry."

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"I have the best prison name Mitochondria"

"What woman say right before they kill you: Wow. Fine. Whatever. No problem. I'm not mad. Nothing's wrong. Sure, stay friends with your ex."

"Flabbergasted I was about to lay this blonde chic i met until she told me to wear a rubber coz she did not want to get HIV AGAIN!"

"""To hell with it, thats good enough."" - every person after theyve ever tried to iron a shirt. Ever."

"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."