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Joke of the Day

"My wife started clipping coupons to help me save money. She keeps them in the side pocket of her $800 purse."

"What is on the Pink Panther's to-do list? To-do, to-do, to-do, to-do, to-dooooooo"

"Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV Me:"" Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?"" Mum: ""Just to make sure"""

"LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have sex if there is a risk of being overheard. Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season."

"[racist] What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture? Dad jokes"

"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"

"Area Man Discovers New Dimension, Becomes Volume Man"

"How do you drown a blonde? Stick a scratch and sniff to the bottom of a pool."

"The home cooked pizza box says to cook the pizza between 14 and 16 minutes. That's 15 minutes, right? I'm not reading too much into it?"

"Is a Rhino Liner something you wear in your underpants when you have the Rhinovirus?"