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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !"

"Your love life"

"What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"I was told getting a tongue piercing would help me with oral sex... I still can't reach it..."

"A ""good parenting"" blog followed me. Should I let them know how long ago that ship sailed?"

"I'm getting sick of eating airline food all the time Said the Malaysian shark."

"How do deaf mathematicians communicate? Through sine language."

"How do you cook toilet paper? You brown it!"

"Movie tickets for 4: $56 Popcorn: $16 Hot dogs: $20 Sodas: $14 Candy: $15 Parking: $5 Seeing the smiles on your family's faces: $126"