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Joke of the Day

"So a horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants. The horse unable to understand english, shits on the floor and leaves"

"A Jewish girl.. ..asks her father, ""Dad? Can I have 50 dollars?"" he says, ""40 dollars? What do you need 30 dollars for?"""

"Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir."

"This morning I combed my son's hair sideways and to the front then yelled ""you just got Bieber'd!"" He's not talking to me."

"In hell, your mouth is always freshly brushed & minty, and all they have to drink is orange juice."

"What car does Luke Skywalker drive? A Toyoda"

"What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off before I jump on a trampoline"

"Wanna hear my joke about pizza? Nevermind, it's too cheesey."

"Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you."

"My cat's name is Isis, so you can imagine my horror when I turned on the news and saw ""Isis believed to be allied with Al-Qaeda"""