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Joke of the Day
"I took a vacation to a city in France. It was Nice."
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"""Hey! You took my daughter's virginity!"" ""Sorry, sir. It won't happen again."""
"My son came home from school in tears and told me that his girlfriend had slept with his best friend. I was flattered, I never knew I was his best friend."
"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""
"DATING TIP: Girls like bad boys! Brag about your Twitter gang."
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that ""love handles"" referred to her ears?"
"""Wow, this relationship is really rocky. I bet a wedding and baby will solve everything!"" Women logic."
"I'm fluent in Morose Code. -Debbie Downers"
"I am now on three dating sites because you can never get enough rejection."