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Joke of the Day
"I watched the movie San Andreas today and I really enjoyed it Despite its faults."
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"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."
"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."
"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it."
"Driving isn't about making the moves you want, it's about preventing others from making the moves they want."
"Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold."
"What's the definition of a mere myth? A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg"
"Last semester I had an English teacher names Mrs. Gaye She was a huge homophone."
"[quickly jumps into the back of a cab] ME: How far will this get me? *i hand the driver 14 peanut m&ms with the chocolate sucked off*"
"Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one."