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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Korea's missiles can't reach that far."
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"Trying to think of a funny Good Friday joke, I really want to NAIL it."
"When I Was a Kid, My English Teacher Looked my way and Said, ""Name two Pronouns."" I Said, ""Who, Me?"""