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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."
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"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"
"How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meet Patty!"
"What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7""? Friends"
"What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge? There goes my Hero."
"What's Borat's favorite neighborhood? Van Nuys"
"After a long and tough discussion, my wife and I decided to go with adoption. Let the little shits be someone else's problem."
"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""
"Why do lesbians hate Nutella? Because it's not nut-free"
"Why did Mozart kill all his chickens? Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they'd all say ""Bach bach bach!"""