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Joke of the Day

"Bart Simpson's chalkboard was the original twitter."

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"What's the difference between me and an egg? An egg gets laid."

"You guys wanna hear a potassium joke? K"

"Did you hear about the guy who was frozen to absolute zero? He was 0K."

"Boys are like bras.. They are cute and supportive until you use them too long and then they fall apart... ...also that's when the support ends"

"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today, I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"

"I pulled the shell off of my snail to make him faster Turned out it had the opposite effect, now he's a little sluggish."

"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."