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Joke of the Day

"How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb? Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one."

"[Offensive] Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas."

"If I ever go missing.. you should put my picture on beer rather than milk bottles. This way, my friends will find me faster."

"We just got a donkey He's a real Jackass"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus"

"Donald trump Yeah."

"What do you call a George Clooney sex party? A Georgy. ( )"

"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."

"What do you call a German rice cake? A reich cake"

"*pizza man crashes his car into a house and flies through the windscreen and smashes into TV* ""yo you order pizza?"" *they didn't*"