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Joke of the Day

"Where does light go to jail? prism"

"Osama Bin Laden should have hid in MySpace"

"Hi-Fi, Mid-Fi and Low-Fi Stereotypes"

"My 10 yr old thinks I expect too much out of her. I told her we could discuss it when she gets home from work."

"""You make as much sense as taking a blind man to a silent movie!"""

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"It's 2011 and we're not driving dragons? The future sickens me."

"Welcome to Premature Ejaculation Club A lot of you came early, I'm not surprised"

"Q: What happened when the teacher fell in the copier? A: She was beside herself."

"Damn girl, are you Reddit? Cus you repeat the same stupid shit over and ov-- Aww shit........."