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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between finding $50 and anal sex? One will make your day, the other will make your hole weak."

"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"You guys ever try boiled pasta? It's not as crunchy but it's alright"

"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."

"Your mom is like a pile of bricks. Constantly getting laid by Mexicans."

"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"

"What is white, floats, and says ""Boo""? A ghost boat."

"Saw a flying saucer today. It appeared right after the flying cup that my wife threw at me."

"If your jokes are corny I'm all ears."