192093
Joke of the Day
"For Jesus this was anything but a Good Friday."
Next Joke
"Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop? Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know."
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"""I see an Irish man walking..."" Short I see an Irish man walking with only one shoe on. I tell him ""You're only wearing one shoe, you stupid cunt"". The Irish man replies ""No, I found one."""
"I'll apologize for last night right after you tell me which parts you still remember."
"You know whats the problem with Proctologists.... They always butt in."
"What's the best part of dating 29 year olds? There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)"
"Apple fitness products don't work. I tried the iHop and it only made me gain weight."
"*eats everything*"
"So Hitler writes a porno... It's title: *Mein Kampfidential*"