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Joke of the Day
"Cat places ad in the classifieds... ""Seeking Pets""."
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"My long legs mean I can emerge gracefully from an SUV. After that, every step looks like I was just released from a zero gravity experiment."
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."
"The thing about.... What's the hardest thing about being a being a pedophile nowadays? Too many damn sexy 9 year olds."
"My favorite extreme sport is riding the passenger seat while my wife drives"
"What do you call wanking in a plane? Hijacking"
"Met a prostitute that will do anything for 100 $ Guess who's writing my take home exam ^^"
"Did you hear about... ...the new WSPA building downtown? The offices are so small, you couldn't swing a cat in there!"
"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"
"What's the difference between an illegal Mexican and ET? ET looked better, smelled better, learned English, didn't claim benefits, had his own fucking bike, and wanted to go home!"