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"Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss Because they duck."
"*scientist finishes bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal and begins drinking the milk* ""Wait just one damn minute"" - How horchata was born"
"My Grandfather... My grandfather covered himself in lard a month before his death... After that he went downhill very quickly."
"Died A man wanted to fart for very long but couldnt for one or another reason. Finally he gets to fart when he approaches home. He farts to bad that he died of his own fart."
"What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes? A friar? A chip monk?"
"Why is Reddit called ""Reddit""? The first name they came up with reminded them too much of olive oil."
"Hope you enjoy my new song, ""Part of This Song's Title Is in Parentheses (For No Reason)."""
"What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense. Didn't you watch the movie?"
"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""