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Joke of the Day

"How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework."

"I thought it was funny... Came up with this one yesterday ""What did off-center say to tilted? I don't know either he told me to askew!"""

"How do you say constipated in german? Farhfrumpoopin'."

"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."

"Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon"

"How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children? You put a guitar in his hands."

"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."

"In the Empire... In the Galactic Empire, there were two holonet channels. The first channel was Imperial propaganda, and the second was an Intelligence officer telling you to turn back to channel 1."

"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."

"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"