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Joke of the Day
"May you always be the one looking confused standing in the back of a group selfie"
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"Why is the ocean always wet? Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode."
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"Calm down, white people expertly wielding chopsticks to eat pad thai."
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"what has 2 legs in the morning and 3 in the afternoon? I have no idea but it's in my basement please send help."
"I can go from 2 to 0 testicles in 1.0 spiders."
"Recursion What does the ""B"" Stand for in ""Benoit B. Mandelbrot""? Benoit B. Mandelbrot."
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"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"