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Joke of the Day

"My niece guessed the capital of Montana is Hannah, and I had to give it to her because as far as I know that's correct"

"I wonder if in 100 years, ghosts of today will spell out ""swag"" or ""bae"" on the Ouija boards"

"A met a girl with 12 nipples Sounds weird. Dozen tit?"

"Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up."

"Your cubicle must be full of ghost and owls Because all I hear over there is booo hooo"

"Look mom, my tits are bigger than yours! :D ""That's not funny, Kevin."""

"What do you call a hooker with no limits? Your mom."

"What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae"

"I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me"

"What do you call a single use phone book? The YOLO pages."