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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"
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"If Trump wins the election I am __________________ Fill in the blank"
"$500 worth of condoms and lubricant were stolen overnight from a Sydney sex shop. Police described the thieves as slippery,well covered,hardened criminals."
"Why doesn't Meghan Trainor eat salmon? Because she's all about that bass"
"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"
"A pirate walks into a bar.... with a ship's wheel in his pants. The bartender asks him, ""Doesn't that hurt?"" The pirate replies, ""Arr! It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."
"What kind of outfit says ""I want you to let me stand in your group so I don't look like a loser but I don't want to talk to any of you""?"
"What's the difference between love, true love and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling."
"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."