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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the founding fathers ever get a date? They were revolting"
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"What sport does the kool-aid man play? Baseball; he's a pitcher."
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"I told my GF I was buying her some diamonds for her birthday. She said that nothing would please her more. So I got her nothing."
"I went to a gay bar specifically for dyslexic people... ...this really hot guy projectile vomited at me, so I ducked his sick."
"I slept like a baby last night. I pooped my pants and cried myself to sleep."
"free toilet paper samples at sams club today. everyones wiping their slopped up holes in the middle of the aisle. its disgusting"
"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."
"What's the difference between acne and a child molester? Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face."
"Just googled ""who is Gossip Girl?"" and swear I heard my mom whisper ""you're one of us now."""