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"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.."

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"Waiter waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes ma'am they can't stand the boiling water."
"[shady nighttime meeting at the aquarium] AQUARIUM EMPLOYEE: eels are already pretty slippery man ME: shut up and help me butter them"
"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."
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