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Joke of the Day

"When I tell people I don't speak English to get out of a conversation I randomly throw the word hemorrhoid just to bring it home"

"How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Literally dozens."

"men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"What is the worst part of being both black and jewish? Having to sit in the back of the oven. (these do not reflect my personal views)"

"Jesus, the first pin up model"

"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."

"F*CK You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You You And You "

"Did you know the Mods on this sub are actually cows? Evidence listed below. [remooved]"

"Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course no one pays the least bit of attention."

"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."