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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party? You might actually get me to sub here."

"I put a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 inside a Samsung washing machine and now I own a nuclear warhead."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."

"You don't see much in a small town ... but what you hear makes up for it. [Source](http://www.dougwils.com/Chrestomathy/no-kidding.html)"

"maybe she's born with it, maybe it's compulsive engagement in pleasurable habits despite their negative consequences"

"Q: How does the queen bee get around her hive? A: She's throne."

"Wow this vegetarian rock music is really good. It's like nothing I've ever herbivore"

"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."

"I like my women the way I like my coffee. Tied up on the back of a donkey."

"The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities."