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Joke of the Day

"A day without sunshine is like, night."

"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."

"I went on a boat trip around Paris, ...it was in-seine!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before."

"Do you know why police dogs are called K9? Well, because if they used ""K10"", they'd be cats."

"Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing? Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!"

"[at my comedy central roast after every joke] That's not true"

"I think I'm more shocked that Rodney King had a swimming pool than that he is dead"

"I lost my laptop on the beach yesterday Now it's a dell, rolling in the deep"

"Oxygen went on a date with potassium. It went OK."