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Joke of the Day

"Vaccines are an inside jab."

"The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is."

"What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !"

"Why are guys so bad at math? They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches."

"A kiss makes my day. Anal makes my whole week."

"Call your laptop what it really is: Bed TV."

"Mom: can i borrow your laptop? Me: *deletes history* Me: *logs out of twitter* Me: *closes chrome* Me: *opens internet explorer* Me: sure"

"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"One day I'm going to cure blindness. You'll see! You'll all see!"