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Joke of the Day

"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"

"Rome wasn't built in a day. But part of it was."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"What do you call a werewolf that knows it's a werewolf? A self-awarewolf."

"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."

"Bad enough that literally no one showed up for my Super Bowl party today, but now I can't even find the game on tv to watch."

"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."

"How do you make dill bread? Dill dough."

"Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter? Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation."

"I walked past an electronics store once... I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, ""TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"" I thought to myself, ""Wow. I can't turn that down."""