199711

Joke of the Day

"Just spent 3 hours making a belt out of all my old watches... ...it was a complete waste of time."

"Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River"

"A zombie jumped out at me, in a haunted house, but he didn't scare me. He did, however, catch my elbow in his face."

"I always envisioned Hermione as a burly, middle-aged Italian fellow, so imagine my surprise when the films revealed her to be a little girl."

"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"

"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."

"A girl went to the village shaman She asked him ""I saw a dog in my dream and he was licking my foot. What does it means?"" The shaman replied ""It means that your other half will come soon"""

"Once you go black you'll sit in the back"

"I'm putting salt in this mustard and I'm calling it Saline Dijon and you can't stop me"

"How do you spot the blind man at the nudist beach? It's not hard"