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Joke of the Day
"Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp? Because he was tired of the sigh-low."
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"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."
"I'm gonna hang a Batman outfit in my closet to screw with me when I get Alzheimer's"
"Why does it seem like 90% of Redditors are hardcore liberal atheists? Because the conservatives are at work."
"I've been diagnosed with chronic fear of giants; Feefiphobia."
"Two rabbits are getting it down one afternoon the one rabbit says to the other ""This is fun, wasn't it?'"
"This summer, a rom-com dares to ask the question, ""Can a 9 date an 8?"""
"TIFU by posting in the wrong sub Aw crap"
"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."
"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."