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Joke of the Day
"What's black, purple, and hates sex? The kid in my trunk."
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"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""
"Yes I will purchase the anti-ageing cream that costs 100's of dollars because the results on those 20 year old models is just miraculous."
"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"
"{after you tell me about your horrible, yet life altering near-death experience} ""Have you seen my charger?"""
"I farted in front of a Jewish friend He got offended but i said "" c'mon a little gas never killed anybody"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake? Bob"
"What do you call a fat man trying out a new tempurpedic mattress? The great depression"
"What do you call 6.02*10^23 butts? Molasses"
"What's the big deal with the Dog Whisperer? My dog whispers all the time! ""Kill for me,"" he rasps."