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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder."
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"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"
"What do you call a man with no arms & no legs... ...hanging on the wall? Art ...floating in the sea? Bob ...laying on the floor? Matt ...down in a hole? Phil ...sitting in a pot? Stu ..."
"What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM? It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care."
"Just finished writing my will. In TOTALLY UNRELATED news, I'm about to try resolving some issues regarding my iTunes library."
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."
"Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER"
"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"Writing a book titled ""Understanding women"". The first page will have a real knife & the rest will show you different ways to kill yourself."
"""I hate drama"" said the woman who continued to place herself squarely in the center of it."