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Joke of the Day

"I used to work at a muffler shop... That shit was exhausting. Then I got a job a vacuum store, but it sucked even more."

"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"

"M: Come to bed... Her: I have a headache M: You're a robot! H: M: H: ...SELF DESTRUCT [BOOM] M: Nice try but you're still under warranty!"

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"My pregnant wife said her doctor told her no more sex until the baby is born I asked, ""What did your dentist say?"""

"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."

"Guy : Damn Girl, are you a newspaper? Girl : No, Why? Guy : Because there is a new fucking issue with you every day."

"Of course you can trust me with your secret. *Calls local news team"

"What do you call a 45 pound Ethiopian? Fat."

"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"