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Joke of the Day

"A secretary walks into her boss's office and says, ""Can I use your Dictaphone?"" He says, ""No, dial with your finger like everyone else."""

"Finding Money Reaching into a pair of pants and finding a wad of money is a great feeling . . . . until the person wearing the pants starts screaming."

"What do you call a shape that's always worried? A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)"

"So I checked into a low class hotel I called the frontdesk and told him ""I got a leak in my sink,"" he said ""go ahead."""

"Just saw a redhead break his arm. #GingerSnap"

"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite."

"Every program on MTV could have been titled ""Jackass""."

"*counting sheep before bed* *jesus walks in your room* ""I noticed there weren't any black sheep. what's up man. we gonna have a problem?"""

"Why are trumpets more expensive than clarinets? Brass tax"

"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."