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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma is so fat, shes got more ""coverage"" than my cell phone provider"

"3 (calls out): daddy I'm cleaning the floor with a mob. Me: you mean a mop? (enters to see 100 people licking the floor) no ok that's a mob"

"There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over."

"Why do black people spend so much on their shoes? You would to if you had such a long walk home."

"I brought my gimp home from the club yesterday and took off his mask... Oops, wrong sub!"

"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"

"Whats the best part about a dead hooker The second hour is free"

"I broke up with my penis, so I wrote a song... Called ""So Long""."

"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."

"My girlfriend let me try anal with her. It made my whole day! But it made her hole weak."