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Joke of the Day

"I received a basketball in the mail from Amazon. I haven't played basketball in 20 years but apparently drunk me thinks I'm Michael Jordan."

"I'm going to rehab I realized I need help when I stuck my dick in coke and my razor in a hooker"

"Relax,,, We're all crazy.. It's not a competition."

"What can blow your Mind? A Brain Prostitute! (Maybe a repost though I haven't seen it)"

"Explain joke what do cows eat? le-moo-ns"

"What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!"

"My secret to sleeping is I put my bed outside When I go to bed I'm always out cold"

"When you hang around pieces of shit You're bound to land in a bowl of piss"

"Question: What is your ""It is so cold outside..."" joke?"

"Wait, so hallways in mental institutions aren't called psychopaths? Well they should be."