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Joke of the Day
"I'm on hold and My call is important to them."
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"What's the perfect time to go to the dentist? Two thirty."
"A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them. He names the weapon ""Ambu-lance"""
"Giving compliments... ...to women is like pot-hitting in a mine field."
"A boy goes into a stripclub... When he comes home, his mom asks him: ""Son, did you see anything you aren't supposed to see there?"" The son replies, ""Ya, I saw dad."""
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What do you call a Chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar Salad"
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"
"Is your name Gravity ? Cause you're attractive."
"""Ok J Lo, we have a movie for you."" ""Is the male lead obsessed with me?"" ""Yes."" ""I'll do it."""