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Joke of the Day
"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
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"If you can't find the source of a quote, attribute it to Kurt Vonnegut, Einstein, Dorothy Parker, or H. L. Mencken and move on."
"Several fonts walk into a bar. ""Get out of here!"" shouts the bartender. ""We don't serve your type here."""
"What do gyms and prisons have in common? They both have ripped assholes"
"A man using Apple maps walks into a bar... Or maybe it was a hospital? Or possibly a church?"
"romeo tells juliet she's fat"
"His ex saw me and said, ""I guess beauty is in the eye of the beholder""... I said, ""Guess so, but I Be Holdin' his hand!!!"""
"When's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"
"I just found out that my geology professor passed away... my sediments go out to his family"
"How did Djengis Khan found Mongolia? One steppe at a time."