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Joke of the Day
"I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's seven years ago But it feels like it was just yesterday"
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"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"If 666 is evil Does that mean that 25.8069758011 is the root of all evil?"
"What do you call it when you torture corn to death? Macabre!"
"I want to order rabbit at a fancy restaurant and then complain there is a hare in my food."
"To the girl who wore a white dress to the wedding I went to this weekend, good for you for not needing people to like you"
"The worst thing about rich people is that I'm not one of them."
"Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it."
"Honestly, after an hour of Disney Channel I don't give a shit about the future"
"People think I'm a good listener but I'm really just solid at nodding"