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Joke of the Day
"Walking into a fro-yo shop is probably what it's like walking into a Japanese girl's purse."
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"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"
"How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."
"17 blondes decide to go to cinema... But when they arrive they don't enter the cinema because it says you have to be 18 to get in."
"Some of you I'd like to take under my wing like a mother hen. Others of you I'd like to trap between my thighs like the Cougar that I am."
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for Asthmatic children. It was so much fun.. singing songs around the Humidifire. ( yes I know how I spelt it )"
"Doctor says I'm not supposed to eat before falling asleep... ..but how am I suppose to eat **after** falling asleep?"
"Why do feminists dislike maths? There's an XY axis but no XX axis."
"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"
"Lots of world leaders coming to DC. I hope Obama's Nuclear Summit goes well. Bush's Nucular Monster Truck Rally is a hard act to follow."