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Joke of the Day
"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"
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"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"
"Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?"
"The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet."
"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in it's life, a baby will grow up and stop crying."
"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."
"Caller: Is Mr. Rock available? Me: Yeah, hold on. *hands phone to 5yo* Me: It's grandma, buddy. Tell her about Caillou."
"Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep."
"Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet? No connection"
"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."