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Joke of the Day

"Me: Dad, how did you guys manage without WhatsApp and SMS ?? Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves."

"Imagine me sitting alone, pouting in a wedding dress with a defeated slump and unwrapping and eating a Snickers bar. That's my fetish."

"What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *"

"What do they call American Liberty in Israel? A valid target."

"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... Doctor: ""Sir you have cataracts."" Asian man: ""No I drive a honda."""

"What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home? A search warren!"

"Punchline help needed Q: What do you call a bachelor party without strippers? A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)"

"I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says ""Haha good one!"" and we laugh and laugh and take a nap"

"What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time? Not Yeti"

"Why is everyone worried about meteors instead of the possibility that Russia just got their own Superman?"