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Joke of the Day

"I don't think my neighbor knows my rule about not interacting unless we're both pointing at the same tornado."

"What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich? A sub routine."

"I speak fluent hint. - No man anywhere, ever, never ever"

"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."

"Color-blind gang members always shoot the wrong guys."

"I invented a motorized walking stick.. I call it the hurrycane."

"Your mama so classless... She could be a Marxist utopia."

"Some people doubt my memory But I can remember last year as if it were yesterday."

"That bitch... Two necrophiliacs were chatting on the phone. One says to the other,""So how's the girlfriend?"" He replies, ""Eh, the rottin cunt split on me last night."""

"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."