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Joke of the Day
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
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"I got a new book and I can't seem to put it down. That's the problem with slathering one's hands with rubber cement before touching things."
"I've always dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange soda Its a fanta-sea of mine"
"Just a friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in 73 days."
"A deer walks into a bar 3 people leave realizing how dangerous a deer in a bar is."
"What building has the most stories? A library."
"Question of the day: when was the last time that you saw a music video that was relevant to the actual song?"
"What kind of computer can also sing? A Dell."
"Her: What brings you to speed dating? Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me."
"So a guy walks into a bar with a gun. Angry he snarled, ""Aight, who the hell boned my wife and mom?"" The bartender shook his head and smiled, ""You don't have enough bullets bud."""