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Joke of the Day
"I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one."
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"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"
"Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates? They hate plaque buildup."
"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor."
"I really need to stop making jokes about drugs... They always seem to fall snort."
"What can't you spell without the letters p-e-n-i-s? Happiness... you dirty bastards"
"A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds."
"BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you."
"What did the drunken Irishman say to the Chinese diplomat? http://www.reddit.com/r/Youwritethepunchline/comments/2zg1zy/what_did_the_drunken_irishman_say_to_the_chinese/"