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Joke of the Day
"I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating And I was like OMG"
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"If I could set people on fire with a single stare, a lot of innocents would die. ""Sorry sir, we are closed."" FIRE! ""Good morning."" FIRE!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7?? Because 7 had Ebola."
"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."
"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"What do you call an alligator that starts something? An insti-GATOR!"
"Joke What is a bed's motto"
"""Remember,"" said my boss, ""It takes 20 years to build a reputation..."" ""...And only a few seconds to say I had sex with your daughter."""
"Now that HBO has a partnership with Sesame Street we'll finally learn how to spell the names of all the Game of Thrones characters."
"Why is the Statue of Liberty hollow? Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!"