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Joke of the Day

"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"

"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""

"what do you call a French OP a baguette"

"A third-party vote walks out of a bar... He says ""Wow, I'm wasted."""

"Twitter gives me this paranoid feeling that I am being followed."

"My friend is addicted to interventions and I don't know how to help him."

"Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool? Shear laziness."

"A network engineer goes to the doctor...... He told the doctor, ""It hurts when IP"""

"I stole a stripper's kid. It was like taking baby from a Candi."

"Lawyer: ""What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?"" Defendent: ""Gucci Sweats and Sum Jordan's"""