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Joke of the Day

"Why does the disinterested Italian man have perfect skin? Because he's aloof-a"

"Really, IKEA? No free WiFi? Or do I have to buy one and assemble it?"

"Why is King Joffrey like a mattress? Two twins make a King."

"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."

"Before you get all smug about ""science"" ask yourself why no microwave can penetrate the heart of a lasagna."

"Did you hear about the big marijiauna company scandal? They were putting drugs in there products"

"What is the most important factor in China's future? Euthanasia."

"What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !"

"I've been sober as far back as I can remember. Which is roughly 11 hours."

"I think my doctor is trying to come on to me... He said I had a cute angina."