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Joke of the Day

"I'm not saying that Asians are bad drivers... But I'm beginning to think that Pearl Harbor was an accident."

"Dinosaurs are a lot like my will to live Both died many many years ago"

"I can undo a bra with two fingers and no eyes but can't tie a tie with both hands and a 6 minute video tutorial."

"You hear in his will Prince left a bunch of large musical instruments to churches? Turns out he was *a big organ donor.*"

"A termite walks into a bar... and asks, ""is the bar tender here?"""

"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"

"The doctor overseeing Caitlyn's transition advised against more plastic surgery. One more facelift and she'll have a beard again."

"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""

"Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. Nobody would laugh, but then immediately after Neil would follow up with, ""Ah well, I guess you had to be there."""

"What did one suicide bomber say to the other? ""Dude, I don't think it worked."""