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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about having sex with an 8 year old girl? When you're done, you can flip her over and pretend you're having sex with an 8 year old boy..."

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"If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin."

"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"

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"How good are Tesco's meatballs? They're the dog's bollocks!"

"A horse walks into a bar and orders an N."

"Explaining puns to kleptomaniacs is hard because they often take things, literally."

"What is the greatest right given to Muslim women? The right to remain silent."

"What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy."

"My kids and I are exact opposites. They cry when I walk away, and I cry when they walk towards me."