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Joke of the Day
"Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth? [New verb. Make it so.]"
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"This is gonna be misinterpreted, but I've been sitting on hard wood for an hour and my ass is killing me"
"my car's fuel economy is not doing so good... as a matter of fact, it's tanking"
"[NSFW] Warning Explicit Content This form is explicit. y=x^2"
"Mrs Claus hospitalised with severe cramps. Heavy Christmas period to blame."
"My 4chan joke Knock knock Who's there? 4chan 4chan who? Niggers"
"[At urinal maker store] Urinal maker: Let's make some of them curved so the pee splashes on their legs LOL. Other urinal maker: K. LOL"
"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""
"What do you do when you miss your ex? Reload and shoot again."
"Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler."