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Joke of the Day

"A heartwarming conversation between a son and his father. Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."

"Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!"

"What's the difference... What's the difference between a colostomy bag and a politician? The bag isn't always full of shit!"

"I've been saving up for a sex change, I don't care what my wife says. SHE'S GOING TO HAVE IT!"

"I have the opposite of a photographic memory i have a potatographic memory."

"People say filling animals with helium is wrong but i say, whatever floats your goat."

"What do cows say on Halloween? Still moo."

"Doing United States puzzle with 7 when he tells me that ""Alabama should be called Mr. Sippi since it's next to Mrs. Sippi."""

"I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round"

"Why don't Polish mothers breast feed their babies? They hate to boil their nipples."