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Joke of the Day

"A heartwarming conversation between a son and his father. Son: Dad do you remember your first blowjob? Dad: Ohhh yeah I do! Son: How did it taste? Dad: Get out."

"What is a mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"I wish people would stop asking me where I think I'll be in 5 years... I don't have 2020 vision."

"Having sex in a elevator is... wrong on so many levels"

"If Russia were to invade Turkey from behind... Do you think Greece would help?"

"I just licked guacamole off my elbow. Yup."

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"Hey Hollywood, time to start using a new fake phone number. This 555 bullshit takes me out of the moment every time."

"Are Koalas bears? No, they're marsupials But they have the right koalafications to be a bear"

"Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train? Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)"